Well, it’s that time of the year again, when we all sweat like crazy so we can go look at oddities, buy everything FROM EVERYONE (no corporations allowed), and talk it up about any and all things.

The yard sale is here.   It starts August 7th – August 10th.  It secretly starts the week before that! LOL.

In fact, people are already setting their tents up right now and we would know, because Frau Fowler’s campus is literally ON ROUTE and in one of the best places on 690 miles of road that the yard sale is on!  Many people come to this spot ONLY because it’s so damn good.

What am I’m talking about?

You can get anything from paper towels to historical artifacts that were passed down in families, and any kind of antique you’ve ever thought of or wanted.  Truthfully, we have taken almost ALL OF OUR DOLLARS out of retail stores now, unless it’s for toliet paper.  We don’t go to chain stores, unless we absolutely have too.  We KNOW where this money goes too.

When we go to the yard sale, we take around $5,000+ dollars in CASH and we buy everything we want from everyone selling.  We get everything we pretty much need or want for the year.  Last year, we bought everything we needed for the PMA, RED SHED (not opened yet).  It’s so cute! I can’t wait to share it the idea of our local store (with local food & medicine items).

Most of my kitchen items (for example) are older ones that are of SOOO MUCH BETTER QUALITY, it’s really profound and it makes my life easier when cooking things up or testing things out.

>>>>If any Frau Fowler PMA members are coming down “the trail,” call us and we will save you a spot OUT FRONT (behind yellow caution tape), and you can come in for ICE CREAM (I make it from scratch). Come talk to us about whatever.

Here are are some of our picks from last year, so you can get an idea of how fun this really is.

Wood Carved Stinky Dog (Best In Show)

My mother literally fought off this old man, who was trying to buy what was in her hands already. It was hilarious. She won, because she explained how much more she really needed it. He laughed out loud and conceded graciously.

1950s? Potato Masher (Best In Kitchen)

The one on the left is the old school one that works GREAT! It's made out of steel and it's ergonomically correct for mashing stuff that ain't easy. (The one on the right was my former masher that was bought brand new and already bent!)

KKK Tag (Real Thing) (Best In History)

No, I'm not a sad person who collects sad things. I'm a historian and I understand the pure value of historical items, especially those that CONTRADICT NARRATIVES (like those in our education system). I actually bought this from a Jewish Mason from Ukraine. I asked him multiple times how he got it and he wouldn't tell me. I also asked him how he is miraculously here in the states without having to be AT WAR in his country. He was pretty quiet about it all. What you are looking at is a B'nai B'rith EYE, which is also the EYE on the back of the dollar bill, which is the Jewish Mason's symbol (their original symbol, so it cannot be from somewhere else), and they control Freemasons (their underlings), whose symbol is front and center on here. The key symbol, I don't know about. The five pointed star is a symbol that was hijacked. The Teutnoic cross is another stolen symbol too.

Original 1800s Tesla, Blue Ray! (Best In Show)

It works! It's so cool! I'm a Tesla fan. I will never think Musk when I think of Tesla.

Tooth Powder (Best Personal Care Antique)

Of course, I had to get this one. The steel can dispenser is ridiculously cool.